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Why I'm going hundies for Matariki this year

Short reviews of every book I've finished so far this year

Send me a goddamn email

Some personal news (yes)

Confused about class? This will help

If you take anything online seriously, the joke's on you

Porn, fist-fights and ASMR: What's English class like at a low-income high school?

Babies smoking durries

I would rather die than ask you to like and subscribe

Greetings from Hanoi, Vietnam (xin chào)

I'm in hell, and I'm happy

What's so bad about being mid?

Greetings from Tokyo, Japan (おはよう ございます)

Portrait of an online golden age (2011-2013)

The best case you'll read against lists of books

Do you want your two-year-old daughter to be hot?

The reason you feel alienated and alone

Can you write about the internet if you hate the internet?

Never, ever let the machine draft your emails

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